The latest numbers on American birth rates are in, and they yield only one reasonable conclusion: All of us need to start having more babies or else the upcoming demographic tsunami will consume our nation, cripple our social programs, and leave us with a future so bleak that our only source of joy will be the moment we’re chosen to receive the sweet, fatal kiss of the Obamacare Death Panels, the Trumpcare Firing Squads, or the Oprah Care Hemlock Squadrons.Perhaps I’m overstating the danger a bit, but the point remains: Americans need to raise our sagging birth rates.They love being in your presence when you display the wonders of the feminine virtues.
Virtually every man who meets the one-on-one qualification does, in fact, want to date you.
To understand why, it helps to look at things from an economic perspective.
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I can get food from food banks, but no one has money for rent right now.
Rather, by “friend” I mean someone you deliberately choose to spend one-on-one time with.
Likewise, I’m also asserting that a man can’t truly be your friend if he secretly wants to date you.Don’t worry that he was genuinely only in this for the friendship.Truth be told, you were never particularly good at offering him that in the first place. Get pregnant a bunch of times and give birth to a bunch of beautiful little future taxpayers. The time has come to rebuild America’s demographic glory atop the rubble of the fertility-killing Friend Zone.Don’t hesitate, thinking that you don’t want to lose him as a friend. Conversely, if you find your guy friend attractive, and if you see him as a man of character and heart, then call him right now and tell him that he was placed in the Friend Zone due to a clerical error.Say to him, “You make me laugh and would be a great husband and father.By and large, you are not very good at supplying the kind of friendship the average man demands.